Monday, May 24, 2010

Not Me Monday



Mckmama- Not Me Monday
 
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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SOMEONE failed to walk the Jack Russel this morning just because they were in a mood. Have you seen what a rampaging alien hamster can do when not walked properly? I WOULD NEVER.

SOMEONE titled their 365 blog post for today "Brain Fart". *gasp* how juvenile. Someone, but NOT ME.

SOMEONE has not cleaned their bathroom in more than 2 months. Now that's just nasty. I WOULD NEVER...

SOMEONE is obsessed with Sock Monkeys. *eyes the kid* Her, it's her....NOT ME!

SOMEONE ran through the Super Target on a Sock Monkey Rescue Mission. So NOT ME.

SOMEONE would go around with children pins stick in her purse. NUH UH! NOT ME!

SOMEONE is blowing off work in order to participate in NOT ME Monday. *looks around sheepishly* Um, yeah....

SOMEONE ate an entire bag of Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper chips. *sits on the empty bag* NOT ME!

SOMEONE is grateful for a life well lived. Um, that WOULD BE ME.

3 comments:

  1. OMG Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper chips? Someone didn't share ;)

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  2. Oh hell no. They'd be calling you "Lefty"

    Sorry, I don't share well with others. Just ask my kids.

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  3. wikipedia...lol.their definition of brainfart.haha a jocular form of brainstorm...lol.

    Sorry...so not your point; the fact that you looked and there was a definition for brainfart just made my day.

    ps. two months does go by quickly. just ask my daughter. :)

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