SOMEONE failed to walk the Jack Russel this morning just because they were in a mood. Have you seen what a rampaging alien hamster can do when not walked properly? I WOULD NEVER.
SOMEONE titled their 365 blog post for today "Brain Fart". *gasp* how juvenile. Someone, but NOT ME.
SOMEONE has not cleaned their bathroom in more than 2 months. Now that's just nasty. I WOULD NEVER...
SOMEONE is obsessed with Sock Monkeys. *eyes the kid* Her, it's her....NOT ME!
SOMEONE ran through the Super Target on a Sock Monkey Rescue Mission. So NOT ME.
SOMEONE is blowing off work in order to participate in NOT ME Monday. *looks around sheepishly* Um, yeah....
SOMEONE ate an entire bag of Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper chips. *sits on the empty bag* NOT ME!
SOMEONE is grateful for a life well lived. Um, that WOULD BE ME.